i'm stupidly blessed by your ultra-bright light,
a galaxy brain with a killer smile tight.
you solve all my problems with ideas and charm,
then melt into cuddles - a dangerous calm.
my luck hit the jackpot the day that we met,
two sweethearts on platforms - a perfect duet.
you're clever as circuits, you're pretty as sin,
my heart runs on you like a well-tuned engine.
i brag to the stars, to the moon, to the rain,
about having you loaded in my AppDomain.
i'll toast to our future with cider and cheer,
but for fuck's sake please
stop drinking that "special" beer.